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Twelve days on tour - the ultimate "Trip Report" |
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Lynn knew some time for rejuvenation and putting things in their proper perspective was long overdue. |
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She knew where she had to go to put her mind at ease, her troubled heart at rest, and be reminded that the world could be a beautiful place. Lynn had spent too long in the cold, dry rocks of the West, working too many long hours, and caring too much about profit and loss statements. |
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She typed up her vacation request the day she typed up her diet plan. Twelve pounds in three weeks, not wise, but necessary. She looks good at 125 and every woman cares how she looks in a bikini. Three weeks of anticipation and building excitement began, and the last three days before her departure for Denver airport, she barely slept. That made the day of the flights from Denver to Miami grueling. She was glad she'd decided to spend the night in Miami to rest up. The next day she was rested and well-psyched for her early ride to Kingston.
She'd been too tired to notice the weather or much of anything the night before but as the plane descended into Kingston airspace and she looked out the window at the familiar scene, she realized she could feel the very air on her skin. After a couple years in the dry West, the moisture and warmth seemed to blanket her and even her lungs felt heavier, like the air was thicker and wetter. |
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After coming through customs and immigration she hired a taxi to Town. She was traveling light and they were soon on their way out of the airport and along the narrow peninsula with sea to her left and to her right. After a few minutes she spied a youth sitting on the side of the road on an old cement block openly toking on a spliff and she smiled, knowing she was "home."
After checking into the Four Seasons in New Kingston she was keyed up and energized, ready to get started on her refresher course in No Problem Mon. She wasn't scheduled to pick up her rental car until the next day but she needed to burn up some energy so she showered, changed, grabbed some cash and walked out into New Kingston to hunt a good meal and Q of rum. |
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With 30 years in successful international cuisine, Kingston's intimate Hotel Four Seasons offers excellent dining. Converted from one of the city's fine Edwardian homes, the Four Seasons is less than five minutes walk from the two major uptown centres of New Kingston and Half Way Tree. Nestling behind secure walls in grounds embellished with a wide selection of bearing tropical fruit trees, the hotel exudes a fascinating combination of continental European and Jamaican flavour. |
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As Lynn walked up Ruthven Road heading toward Knutsford she took note of the changes since the last time she'd visited Kingston. Some businesses had closed, others had changed names, and new buildings were everywhere.
She began to feel hungry and remembered her old time favorite spot for some spicy fare. She stopped a youth walking the opposite direction and asked if he knew the Kohinoor restaraunt, Indian food, and if it was still open. He'd never heard of it but an older lady sitting nearby told her "oh, long time ee gone, mon, oono mus a old time Town gyal ee?" She felt sad to hear she'd never have another wonderful Kohinoor chapati with mango chutney and curry green peas and beef. She sighed and walked on, then went to the Indies, which she could always depend on being there to serve her a wonderful jerk anything.
She sat in the patio at a table and sipped rum and grapefruit juice, enjoyed a cool breeze and some low reggae riddims wafting across the courtyard. She began to feel every muscle in her body relax as she came fully alive, her senses awakening to the smells of spices and flowers, her eyes and ears taking in the lovers in the corner whispering quietly, the tall colorful crotons, and the big belly men sitting at a table impressing each other with tales of race horse winnings and female conquests. |
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Relaxation came in like a tide as the rum flowed into her and years of tension flowed out of her. After eating the delicious meal, or half of its mammoth proportions, fatigue hit her as the last of her nervous energy drained away and left her exhausted. She slipped away quietly and slept without insomnia, without movement at all, for the full night, waking up refreshed in the morning.
She nearly jumped into her clothes and was early at the Island Car rental the next day. She had a full agenda for this trip and didn't want to waste a moment. She wanted to see places in Jamaica this time she'd never seen, and some she hadn't visited in twenty years. Lynn had already decided to avoid all her old friends and their entanglements, because on her previous visit to Jamaica getting involved with an old flame that took her to a mosquito-infested villa in Black River had almost killed her with Dengue Fever. |
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Her first stop was the Victoria Craft Market by Newport. She had made her list weeks ago and knew exactly what she wanted, but she also knew she'd probably be pressured into buying a few extra items.
She found some wonderful woven baskets but they were too bulky for the plane so she limited herself to jewelry, statues, masks, stone bead necklaces, a couple watercolor paintings, leather sandals, two photographs, t-shirts, and some carved shells. There was a beautiful silver and coral necklace she almost succumbed to but she held back, though it was worth every penny and more than they'd wanted for it. She placated her disappointment with two batique outfits.
She then drove out to Port Royal for some fry fish and bammy. She'd almost forgotten what bammy tastes like, it had been years since she'd left Florida and bammy, or even cassava flour, was not to be found in Colorado. After lunch she went for a swim outside Port Royal. She floated in the water, just laid in the water, motionless, staring at the sky, thinking about how things change and how things stay the same, and remembering another day in this same spot, so many years ago, floating in the water by the side of her poet, lover, newsman, soul-mate. A tear came to her eye as she missed him for the millionth time, wondered if he could see her here in the water and know she was thinking of him, and if she'd ever find another soul to be as close to as he.
That evening, after dark, she headed up to Red Hills Road to take stock of what changes had occurred up there. Amazingly, the seafood shop where she'd had her first lobster pattie was still there, but larger and with a different name, now run by the son of the man she'd met so many years ago when he converted an old two room house into a seafood restaurant.
There were some new nightclubs she'd never seen and she bar-hopped for an hour, then was AMAZED to find the Turntable Lounge was still open in the Tai Plaza. Oh the nights she had spent there til after dawn, so many years ago! She danced about a dozen times with men her age, in their forties, and even twice with a younger man, but not speaking much to him or he to her. She talked with a couple men and had a few drinks but skipped out "early," about 2, and realized as she drove back to Four Seasons her priorities had changed over the years. Where once dancing the night away til dawn on Red Hills Road would have been the high point of her trip, she now longed to hit the road early in the morning to tour the country places and best beaches in the island. Clearly she was not the urban party girl she had been in her youth, though she still loved to dance, but, apparently, in moderation. |
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She headed out early the next morning. Packing up and finding no one about, she just left the key in the door and hoped for the best.
Heading out of town on the coast road she passed Old Harbour and left the city, wondering how many years it would be before she returned.
She drove slower than in days of old on this road, which was winding with many dropoffs and narrow passages along the coast in Saint Thomas. Again she was reminded how crazy she once was and how much more cautious she'd become at 40. |
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Along the road she stopped for some breakfast a couple miles past Yallahs and drank her coco water at the insistence of the dread who told her it was good for her heart to have a coco water every morning. It was absolutely essential to start off the day with a coco water. She didn't bother to explain she didn't think she'd be able to keep up that ritual back home in the Rockies. |
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Not much later she reached her destination at Morant Bay where she intended to spend the night.
She rented a room for one night at the Golden Shore and dropped off her bag, grabbed her camera and a beach towl and headed out. Driving around the area she was enveloped in color and beauty and the friendliness of the people. |
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Lynn eventually found a corner shop and bought a few cold Tings and some ice, and found a youth at a rum shop outside Stokes Hall with a nice draw for sale. Heading back to Morant Bay, she picked up some fruit and patties and headed for the beach, where she spent a wonderful afternoon paddling around, writing in her journal, and just generally being lazy.
She always did a lot of thinking during trips to Jamaica, but not stressing and planning and making mental To Do lists. Jamaica was always a place to come and put things in perspective, a more cosmic perspective, and realize what the important things are in life. |
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Seeing how other people can live with less and many of them be pretty happy as long as they have the essentials put her in the frame of mind, at least while here in this world, that her values were out of whack and needed adjusting. |
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Her fourth day in Jamaica saw Lynn rising with the birds, the early ones, and packing her car in the dark. She reached a spot near Morant Point just in time for sunrise. |
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After a lite breakfast Lynn drove into Port Antonio and visited Nonesuch Caves, then went on a three mile hike in the countryside. The caves were lovely and cool and very lush, as was the terrrain on her hike. |
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Nonesuch was interesting but it was hard to be impressed with the caves when she'd been to Carlsbad Caverns a year earlier, in New Mexico. The Carlsbad Caverns were massive with unbelievably intricate formations and it took a whole day to see just the main cavern. At the bottom of them you could send out postcards you bought in the shop there, from a post box 1 Mile below the surface of the earth! But this trip report is about Jamaica. |
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The scenery was magnificent on her hike but she'd worked up a good sweat so decided to take a cool dip before her raft trip down the Rio Grande, which she'd looked forward to for years. She had done the trip out of Falmouth twice but never this one from Port Antonio and she'd heard the river here was even lovelier. She was excited but didn't want to arrive there musky so she hit a beach and freshened up with a cool swim.
The water was cool and clear with no wave action, which was less usual for this side of the island. There wasn't a cloud in the sky for two hours and she even fell aslep for twenty minutes laying on the beach, until the scent of Deet wafted up into her nostrils and mind and woke her. She used a LOT of the stuff, due to being paranoid about mosquitos and the diseases they can and often do carry. |
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The raft trip was everything Lynn had heard about it and more. The Rio Grande was beautiful with birdsong all along the way, places to stop and swim for a few minutes, flowers and colorful trees and bushes, and wildlife could be seen a few times as well.
The raftman was a little extra "friendly" since she was traveling alone, but a perfect gentleman and very knowledgeable about the river and the inhabitants in and around the water. It was a bit too hot that day but staying wet helped and all in all it was a lovely trip and not a disappointment for her years of waiting. |
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She had planned this trip as a getaway, a total escape from work, family, children, friends, obligations and responsibilities. Lynn had been working long hours and giving everyone pieces of herself, not holding much back for herself. This twelve days was designed to be blissful solitude and freedom. But gliding down the river and seeing the other rafts filled with couples naturally made her a little wistful that she wasn't by the side of her clever Scot. His wit and humor, soft smooth pale skin, quick mind, and of course that Brit accent, she missed it a little.
But by the time she was back on the road in Port Antonio preparing to drive in the direction of MoBay, the romantic feelings for Jules passed and she was her free-spirited self again, with no regrets and no unrequited passions. As she drove into town she considered stopping in Buff Bay to visit an old friend. But then she realized he could be married, cohabiting, or even passed away, for all she knew. She stopped at a pharmacy in Port Antonio all the same, and picked up a package just in case the mood of the moment carried into the evening.
It was late afternoon when she reached the Sunflower Cottages in the Runaway Bay area that she would be using as home base for a few days. The cottage was small but clean and comfortable, with a nice yard and right on the sea. The staff was friendly and there were great places to eat and shop nearby and she heard, almost as soon as she got settled at a table to eat dinner, that there was a "session" at a "lawn" that she could attend that evening. The man in the jerk hut that told her about it not only knew the bartender here at the cafe but apparently, was the owner of the restaurant and he said he knew the folks that were holding the session. It may have been the herb she'd smoked before eating, or the rum she'd been drinking after, but he seemed to be a nice, well-mannered gent of about fifty with a "risto" Jamaican accent and she accepted his offer to go dancing with him that night, no strings attached, with the stipulation that she would drive her car there and back. Since he was fairly attractive, with some gray at the temples but a lean tight body, she put her "package" from the pharmacy in her bag when dressing that evening. Hey, she IS on vacation, right?
She met Vincent there at the cafe, then deserted, about 9:30 that night and they drove up into the hills a bit, finally coming to rest at a large wood plank fence with a cricket field on one side and a rum shop on the other. There were a few cottages scattered about but in the darkness she could see that this wasn't a residential neighborhood with densely-packed homes. No street lights of course, or sidewalks. People were beginning to pull up and park but mostly, a lot of motorcycles and pedestrians were arriving, giving more than a passing glance at Lynn as this was clearly a locals dance for the area people. Since the looks were not unfriendly or threatening, and Lynn was used to being places most tourists never went, she walked toward the gate with Vincent. Some distance off a small cluster of scantily-dressed Jamaican women looked her way. They said something inaudible but by tone, unfriendly, but Vincent took Lynn's elbow, strictly Old World style, and led her in, with the Jamaican women lowering their voices a notch or two.
Vincent and Lynn danced and drank and had a good evening listening to a mix of oldies Reggae from the seventies and eighties and some new "slack" stuff for the younger attendees that were there. There were only three very local DJ's there with names miltary or African in style. This wasn't a true "dancehall" dance; there were many more older persons (30-40's and up ) than she'd ever seen collected at a session like this. There were plastic lawn chairs about as well, and ancient metal folding chairs and a couple church pews along the fence. Yes church pews. Lynn was amused at that. There were many plastic or homemade wood tables about the yard in varying degrees of decay but functional and she felt this little bar must have been having these town dance sessions for years. There were about 5-600 people at the session and Vincent did indeed know the owners of the little bar on the "lawn" that was servicing the crowd.
With a nice vibe around the place and no arguments, rude boy style, or music to encourage it, the evening was pretty wonderful and the inevitable happened between Vincent and Lynn. After he drifted off to sleep Lynn snuck off to rest at Sunflower for a few hours before starting her days' adventures on the North Coast. |
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Over the next few days Lynn visited many beaches and attractions along the North Coast, including the wonderful Cranbrook Estates Botannical Gardens and of course, Dunn's River Falls, which she visited just after dawn and had to wait for someone to arrive then coerce them to be let in early because she wanted to enjoy the beauty of the place without a massive crowd from the cruise ships filling the air with noise and commotion. |
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Lynn toured the countryside along the North Coast sampling the brews and stews of various roadside vendors and snapping pictures. She drove over toward Montego Bay and toured the Rose Hall great house in the morning and spent the afternoon at the bird sanctuary where birds would sit on your hand and eat from you, or try to eat YOU if your fingertips were small enough. She met some charming people and bought some more small statues in the Cambridge area and for three days enjoyed many sights on the North Coast she'd never seen. |
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When Lynn was eight days into her tour of the island she found herself driving by the deserted Bob Marley Center on the water where sunsplash had been held. She reminisced about her last Sunsplash, in 1987, and her first, at Jarrett Park, in 1979. They'd all thought Sunsplash would be an institution, but it was gone forever.
She decided to swing by Jarrett Park for old time's sake, to take a peek. She found the neighborhood a little more decayed but about the same, and the park was being used as a football field for practice by what appeared to be professional soccer players. |
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She drove through Montego Bay noticing all the new plazas and other improvements, and found herself driving down Barnett Street, where #18, along the side of the car, she having the courage to only cast a glance at the white, barb-wire-topped wall, sent a chill up her spine. She'd spent a month in the dungeons there, so long ago in a world and life so distant from the one she was leading now. A touch of melancholy set in as she moved on out of town heading toward Negril on the Western coast of the island. |
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Driving west Lynn had time to anticipate what she would find in Negril. From her trip to Negril three years earlier she knew it had changed a LOT from the way she remembered it. She wondered if she'd be able to find the type of place she liked to stay in when she arrived in Negril. As she drove along, Lynn clearly envisioned the wood-walled, thatched-roof, flower-enveloped cottage she hoped she'd find. But she knew most of those places were gone now, replaced by concrete hotels offering all the luxuries and sterile atmosphere of an AI. |
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When she reached Green Island in Hanover Lynn had a pattie and a couple shots of white rum to steel her nerves for Negril. She was a little nervous about going there, not knowing whether her husband was away or in Negril, and not wanting to see him or hear any of his baloney. She took a short tour of some back road neighborhoods she had once frequented outside Green Island, and got many stares but did not recognize the few people she saw around. It had been over ten years since she'd been back there. |
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She arrived in Negril in time for one of its famous sunsets over the sea, and she pulled up at De Bus, plastered herself with Deet to ward off the sand flies, and hit the beach for some jerk chicken and Ting. She knew she might end up having trouble finding the right room til morning but she could always spend a night at Roots Bamboo if necessary and look in the morning.
And that is what happened. She didn't get to Roots until nearly midnight but the sense of old lang syne was strong as Roots had been her first resting place in Negril, back in 1983. |
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Lynn spent the entire next morning trying to find a place on the beach that fit her bill, small intimate cabins with privacy right on the beach. She found quite a few left, but she'd spent a good deal of money on the North Coast and rates for cabins not reserved ahead were especially high. She ended up deciding that for that amount of money she might as well go to the Rock, one of her old favorites on the West End Cliffs.
She arrived in time at noon to rent the last cabin available that day, and thanked her Irish luck. She got her bag unpacked and borrowed some snorkel gear and hit the water for a wonderful afternoon vainly searching for colorful fish and turning her fingers and feet into prunes. |
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From the West End she enjoyed another lovely sunset, then headed down to the beach to see what music was available. The loudest noise was coming from the sleaze center of Negril Beach, Risky Business. She spent all of five minutes there then escaped unnoticed.
She drove down the beach until she couldn't hear that place anymore, toward Rutland Point, and stopped for her evening at a little bar on the beach between Charela and Firefly. She ended up in a long philosophical conversation about a thousand subjects (it seemed) with a pair from Atlanta and an old dread calling himself Mr. C, just Mr. C. |
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The next morning she walked the length of the beach after an early breakfast but about halfway back it hit around 9 o'clock and she started to be stopped every few minutes to buy something. Since she was only taking "the beach stroll" for old time's sake she went out to the road to walk the last 1/4 mile to her car. Then she drove up the beach to make arrangements for a charter boat for the afternoon.
Christa and Larson (Lars) M-- had fallen into her discussion the night before about the South (U.S.) and that had led to hours of conversation and eventually the couple and Lynn decided to share a boat trip the next afternoon, splitting the costs and checking out Negril's reefs. |
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The boat trip was 4 hours long including the snorkeling and they saw some wonderful views but the reefs this particular captain took them to were nothing to shout about. Lynn knew better ones she could reach by land. They were all glad they'd had someone to help with the costs because the four hour trip was fairly expensive. Not enough higgling, Lynn thought, and mentally kicked herself.
She didn't talk all that much to the Moores that day as, without the benefit of the previous night's rum, she realized she had less in common with them than she'd thought. They were nice people but a bit disappointed with some aspects of their trip, especially the harassment of beach vendors, which was understandable. They were first timers in Jamaica and had not caught that Irie bug of the place Lynn had caught so long ago. They doubted they'd come back but were more "making the best of things." Lynn thought they were oversensitive to the vendor issue but perhaps they'd led a more sheltered life . . . |
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Lynn left the boat at 3:30 in the afternoon and felt disappointed but jumped in her car and headed out to Half Moon Bay for two hours of snorkeling that filled her need to see colorful fish and coral unlike what she'd seen earlier in the day. She had a nice brown stew chicken there before heading back to the Cliffs and another stunning sunset. |
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Lynn's last day in Negril was a little sad but she didn't want to spoil the time she had left dwelling on departing. She took a canoe trip into the morass which was very reasonably priced and saw some wildlife. There were clouds of mosquitos but she was bathed in Deet so they didn't even land on her. The skinny teenage boy driving the canoe with an absolutely ancient outboard motor wasn't wearing any protection but for some reason they didn't seem to land on him at all. Why is that??? |
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She headed back for one last stroll on Negril Beach, hustlers be damned, and snapped some pictures along the way and drank o.j. from a bottle squeezed while she watched. By sunset she was definitely melancholy, not knowing when she would pass this way again. She had one last plate of De Bus jerk chicken, as the last Negril Sunset in history (for her) took place then headed back to the Rock and went to bed early, for an early early start on the drive to Kingston in the morning. She was scheduled to fly out to Miami early the next evening.
On her last day in Jamaica she drove along the South Coast to Kingston, completing the circle she had begun there. She drove through beautiful Saint Elizabeth and stopped for lunch in Mandeville, then drove the final leg of her journey in through Manchester, past May Pen and Spanish Town, as she shuddered again, remembering her time spent in Spanish Town at Saint Jago de la Vega. But that's another story. |
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She stopped at a craft vendor one last time to buy some useless decor that would end up in a flea market but at the moment seemed priceless. She clutched it to her as she walked back to her car as if it was a holy relic and clutching it tightly enough would magically make her trip begin all over again, on another trans-Jamaican circuit, when she arrived in Kingston.
But the coconut talisman must have had dead batteries because when she arrived in Kingston the date and time on her tickets was the first of the stress and pressures to forebode her return to "civilization." She was late and to make the plane she'd have to abandon the rental car at the airport and call the rental company from Miami to tell them the keys were left at the Air Jamaica counter. So ended 12 days on tour in Paradise Lost. |
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Hope you all enjoyed this story, and that it gave you ideas for places to visit. This character is of course, patterned after me, and the story is a compilation of many experiences I have had in Jamaica, chiefly my most recent visit to Kingston and the North Coast. Give Kingston a try, people, it has a LOT to offer! |
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